One of my favorites scenes from Sex in the City, was when Carrie approached Natasha while she was having lunch to unload her guilt about cheating with Big(Natasha’s husband). However, Natasha puts her in her place in the most fantastical satisfying way!
Natasha: Yes, I’m sorry about it all. I’m sorry that he moved to Paris and fell in love with me. I’m sorry we ever got married. I’m sorry he cheated on me with you, and I’m sorry that I pretended to ignore it for as long as I did. I’m sorry I found you in my apartment, fell down the stairs, and broke my tooth. I’m very sorry that after much painful dental surgery, this tooth is still a different color than this tooth. Finally, I’m very sorry that you felt the need to come down here. Now not only have you ruined my marriage, you’ve ruined my lunch.
and in case you want to watch it, here ya go! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QoH7On6Ec8